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raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live


me on a spanish test:  cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

confirmance:

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

Neko